Sign of the Times
I think, no, I know my new car is smarter than me. It just sits outside quietly. Smugly. I know deep down inside it's laughing at my inferior intelligence, taunting me with its environmental haughtiness and ingenious engineering.
(It has a backup camera! A backup camera! When you push the button for the car to go into reverse - you shift no gears - you can see everything behind you, and it even tells you how close you are in feet to the nearest object! Hallelujah, parallel parking just got easier.)

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